1. ruinedchildhood:

    how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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  2. zackisontumblr:

    i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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  3. hannibalscock:

    foxnewsofficial:

    what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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  5. chronic-mastication:

    Chicken McNugget appreciation

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  6. freewlfi:

    bangarz:

    I just found the best Facebook page

    i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

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  8. willsicott:

    tuxedoandex:

    ugly:

    What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

    what

    Guardians of the Galaxy

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  9. rnonopoly:

    WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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  10. officialunitedstates:

    doctonwho:

    officialunitedstates:

    hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

    I knew that

    no you didnt

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