1. *ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

    officialcrow:

    ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

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  2. meowgon:

    kinginthewest:

    it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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    like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

    they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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  3. stfusluht:

    are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

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  4. heteroh:

    when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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  5. hovvell:

    im just filled with hate and useless facts 

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  6. sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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  7. bitchpuddinq:

    *tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

    (Source: dumbgay, via best-text-posts)

     
  8. thesonicscrew:

    GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

    (Source: fifthharmony, via thedailylaughs)

     

  9. slomps:

    Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet

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  10. drunktrophywife:

    *moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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